officialunitedstates:

I want a girl who I can sit with on the rooftop of the frozen yogurt place and steal the frozen yogurt with and go to jail with

(via slavery)


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mrs-420:

LETS TALK ABOUT THIS FOR A FUCKING MINUTE.

(Source: offensiveheritage, via wesworewedneverchange)


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heart:

this was my lab partner’s ipad background today
kendrug:

dont tell me how to live my life

Maturing is realizing how many things don’t require your comment.

-Rachel Wolchin (via psych-facts)

(via capitalism-isno-art)


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madeofchanel:

eluhcent:

healinqs:

miafrederique:

I hope so

x

X

I wish

inteligasm:

actionjacksonlovesbbq:

I wish more cartoons taught young girls that if a man harasses you or annoys you or whatever you should blow him up with a bazooka and feel no remorse :)))

Ivy leaned back to avoid the propulsion blast. They’ve done this before.

(Source: positivelycrippled, via thedarklordemort)


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thelilnan:

employer: why should we hire you?

me: i got first place on Rainbow Road

employer: holy shit

(via snorlaxatives)


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slimiest:

a CEO walks into his office “any messages?” he asks his assistant
“two anons want to know who tom petty is and one just says ‘post your ballsack’”
“got it. check my dashboard”
“that skeleton gif you like is back again”
he rubs his chin pensively “mm. reblog that”

(Source: tinymaw, via slavery)


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letliveintheend:

band/tattoo blog †
neyagawa:

badgoku14:

THE YEAR OF THE LUIGI REIGNS ON

why the fuck you measuring time in beyblades

A quick temper will make a fool of you soon enough.

-Bruce Lee (via insanity-and-vanity)

(Source: purplebuddhaproject, via insanity-and-vanity)


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