I want a girl who I can sit with on the rooftop of the frozen yogurt place and steal the frozen yogurt with and go to jail with
LETS TALK ABOUT THIS FOR A FUCKING MINUTE.
-Rachel Wolchin (via psych-facts)
I wish more cartoons taught young girls that if a man harasses you or annoys you or whatever you should blow him up with a bazooka and feel no remorse :)))
Ivy leaned back to avoid the propulsion blast. They’ve done this before.
employer: why should we hire you?
me: i got first place on Rainbow Road
employer: holy shit
a CEO walks into his office “any messages?” he asks his assistant
“two anons want to know who tom petty is and one just says ‘post your ballsack’”
“got it. check my dashboard”
“that skeleton gif you like is back again”
he rubs his chin pensively “mm. reblog that”